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« Reply #1005 on Feb 10, 2009, 9:49pm » | |
In the movie theater watching Coraline when a fat lady shows up practically nekkid:
Movie: *Fat lady with wtfhueg boobs shows up only censored by tiny stars
Coraline(In-movie): Oh...my...god...
Audience: *Gasp!* Oh god! Ahhhhhhh
Me: IS THIS LEGAL?!?
Random Movie-goer: No! Its a sin against the living!
Good movie, though. <<
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« Reply #1006 on Feb 18, 2009, 10:13pm » | |
"Evangelicals are fighting gay marriage, saying it will break down traditional marriage, when divorce has already broken it down."
Reverend Rick Marks
Gotta love Sociology homework with good quotes.
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« Reply #1007 on Apr 24, 2009, 4:10pm » | |
[17:08] Illa: Hi Tanaman.
[17:08] Tana: dammit illa
[17:08] Ri: manatana
[17:09] Tana: DAMMIT
Calling Tana a man will never get old.
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« Reply #1008 on Apr 27, 2009, 5:17am » | |
"If I were attracted to everything that irked me, the world would be aflame by the friction of my furious humping."
-Not sure, but one of Ri's friends said it to cheer her up.
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« Reply #1009 on Apr 29, 2009, 11:56am » | |
I was sitting in the hallway doing some random psychology homework before school because psychology is first hour when a friend of mine sat down next to me. After a few seconds of me psuedo-ignoring him he grabbed one of his shoelaces and held it with two fingers and started hissing.
me: what are you doing
him: its a snake, hiss hiss, Oh look, it ate your homework.
me: I hate you.
him: hiss hiss.
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« Reply #1010 on Apr 30, 2009, 5:18am » | |
Suddenly quotes are some of the best quotes out there.
Bis: ooooh
Illa: Oooh, awesome.
Bun: IM GONNA HUMP HER HEAD
Tana: ....
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Bis: she'll kill you with her million butts
Meep: dfghjl
Ri: /drowns sorrow
Meep: get along little butties
Bis: caitlin you really need to cut down on your butt intake
Ri: sdfghjkl
Ri: ahsjkksj
Caitlin: XD
Trent: as;ldkfja
Bis: kjasdf
Trent: a;sldkfj
Caitlin: i know i know
Bis: no more butts for you
Bis: you cannot feed all of those things
Bis: it is not fair to them
Trent: Bis with his inhaling but
Meep: fgjhjkjlk;
Meep: 'k
Caitlin: that is like way past the recommended daily allowance of butts
Trent: shut up
Meep: ............
Bis: lmao trent
Meep: im starting to keymash real words
Meep: "'
Ri: butt hoarder
Meep: *"'k"
Bis: lmao
Ri: crazy butt lady
Caitlin: hahaha
Bis: we are gonna have to call butt control
Trent: lskdfj
Caitlin: oh god im dying
Ri: those poor butts
Bis: klsajdf
Caitlin: i'm a butt breeder
Ri: ahhsj
Bis: where are we going to find homes for all of those butts
Ri: butt mills
Bis: lmao
Trent: put them all in but cages
Bis: klajdf
Trent: butt even
Ri: i think we'll have to euthanize some of them
Bis: they need their butt kibble
Caitlin: hahahakasfdl
Ri: they're feral butts
Bis: lmao
Trent: Who wants to adopt a feral butt
Bis: feral butts are meant to roam the butt plains
Ri: you cant even get close to them
Caitlin: butt plains
Trent: and no one wants to even pet a feral butt
Caitlin: i just shoot the sick butts
Caitlin: they are of no use to me
Meep: GUYS IM GONNA PEE MYSELDFGDHJG
(In Suddenly we talk about very serious issues as you can see. Like butts.)
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Bun: OWWWW OH GSD MY ANUS
Bun: IS POOING
Bun: UNCONTROLABLYT
Tana: ....
Bun: WITTH POO
Bun: poo
(And pooing)
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« Reply #1011 on Jun 1, 2009, 3:41pm » | |
# Argharna Rendall WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!! ALL BY YOUR SELF!!!! LOSSERS!!!!! I PWNED!!!!!! YOU DIE!!!! (1 Day Ago)
# A Zombie attacked Argharna Rendall, killing her. (1 Day Ago)
- Taken from the logs of Nexus War. Probably the funniest thing I've seen while being raided ever.
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« Reply #1012 on Jun 2, 2009, 8:36pm » | |
"My favourite Jack story? Well there's this one; Jack's been wanderin' around in this dirt poor town, no one knows why he's there, just been walking around. So one day the villagers get together, they're gonna kick Jack out, 'cause he's been there for weeks.
So they meet Jack and say, "You've been here for more than a month now, haven't contributed anything. We want you out."
Jack smiles and says he hasn't begged for food either, hasn't harmed no one and asks them to leave him alone.
The villagers just get riled, threaten to hurt him if he doesn't get out. Jack's eyes narrow and tells them how They were created.
Next thing you now most of the villagers are dead or crazy. Except one. This little kid: not old enough to know what Jack's talking about, parents to selfish to save it from the misery of existence. Jack takes it and trains it like an apprentice or pet, then years later after caring for this thing and raising it, Jack just abandons it in an alley. That one always cracks me up."
-The Holders Series: Jack Empty
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« Reply #1013 on Oct 12, 2009, 5:14pm » | |
# The Hanged Misfit chuckles and says, "Get off yer knees Bloodbeard. Kurt looks like one of them types who likes the boys. And don't be dropping the soap neither."
# Kurt Rokkweiller said, "Oh dear, a very low and base insult that I'd expect from a Pirate....and I did expect it Misfit."
# The Hanged Misfit laughs and lights a fresh cigar. "If the Nexus wasn't ending we'd be in your stronghold stealing your booze and posting your webcam pics onto facebook."
# You emote, " quickly stands up, as to avoid any unnessisary force entry on his bum."
# You say, "Arrr, and stealin' yer women... or... something."
# You say, "... what exactly do the Assassins have that we'd want, other than thar booze?"
# The Hanged Misfit said, "I hear they dn't have any women at that stronghold Bloodbeard - it's one of them gay bars... ladyboys and such."
# You say, "Ah. Like me old rivals, the Buttpirates."
# You say, "Le'me tell you, laddies. The booty I was goin' after and the booty they were goin' after were two completely different things."
# Kurt Rokkweiller facepalms.
-Seen as Bloodbeard, from the final day of Nexus War
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« Reply #1014 on Nov 3, 2009, 2:11pm » | |
Lady from ITT Tech-Do you think you would be willing to go to ITT Tech?
My friend scott-No, I'm going to a tech school.
Lady-Uhh, Alright then
Real conversation, as sad as that is.
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« Reply #1015 on Nov 22, 2009, 12:36pm » | |
Tana: SHEEEEEP! Come here!
Sheep: *comes*
Sheep: ...
Sheep: in the...running sense...
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« Reply #1016 on Nov 24, 2009, 2:41pm » | |
*sitting in math class*
*Scott says James's Girlfriend is a slut(can't remember this particular insult)*
James(Yelling)-What do you know you squeaktard
Teacher-James, could you close the door? There seems to be profanity coming in from the hallway.
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